"Qualifications"

 

The Wall Street Journal editorial board understands how Mr. Trump is qualified for office. "Mr. Trump was too undisciplined and his attention span too short to stay on one message, much less to stage a coup".

So, no worries there.

In this final weekend before the election, let’s review Trump’s “qualifications” to hold the highest office in the land. Whether he is fairly elected, or successfully steals the election, he will be “qualified” for, and granted, immunity from criminal prosecution by his loyal Supreme Court consiglieres. 

Presenting the List of Trump's "Qualifications" for Reelection to the office of President of the United States of America:

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Felony Convictions:

34 felony counts for Trump’s falsifying business records in the first degree.

Invoices for legal services - Guilty on 11 of 11 charges

Checks paid for legal services - Guilty on 11 of 11 charges

Ledger entries for legal expenses - Guilty on 12 of 12 charges

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2020 Election Interference Charges

Count 1: 18 U.S.C. § 371 (Conspiracy to Defraud the United States)

Count 2: 18 U.S. C. § 1512(k) (Conspiracy to Obstruct an Official Proceeding)

Count 3: 18 U.S.C. §§ 1512(c)(2), 2 (Obstruction of and Attempt to Obstruct an Official Proceeding)

Count 4: 18 U.S.C. § 241 (Conspiracy Against Rights)

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Mar-A-Lago Documents Charges (Dismissal Pending in Appeals Court)

Counts 1-31: 18 USC 793(e) Willful Retention of National Defense Information

Count 32: 18 U.S. Code § 1512(k) Conspiracy to Obstruct Justice

Count 33: 18 U.S. Code § 1512(b) Withholding a Document or Record

Count 34: 18 U.S. Code § 1512(c) Corruptly Concealing a Document or Record

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State of Georgia Charges:

Violation of the Georgia Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations (RICO) Act

Conspiracy to commit forgery in the first degree (2 counts)

False statements and writings (2 counts)

Conspiracy to commit impersonating a public officer

Conspiracy to commit false statements and writings (2 counts)

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As anyone can plainly see, Donald Trump is the most “qualified” presidential candidate in the history of the universe.