Finally,
what the news media refuse to say!
Despite
wide-ranging coverage and endless obsessive blathering over the House Republicans’
drafting of the Nunes Memo, the lamestream media still cannot speak the truth.
I
have drafted a memo containing conclusive information critical to understanding
the character of the leadership of our nation. This memo will reveal what has
long gone unspoken at FOX, MSNBC, CBS, NBC, and even PBS. None of these
organizations have the courage and honesty to share this crucial information
with the American public.
There are certain interests who claim the Dubya Memo must not be released. Many claim it is too late to release the Dubya Memo. Others think it should have been released long ago. Some want it kept secret for another fifty years.
There are rumblings in certain quarters from those who believe the time has now come for the Dubya Memo. They have found the courage to at last see what must be done.
The
Dubya Memo cannot be held back for another day. This moment is the tipping
point in history, and has thus demanded this revelation be presented here and
now.
This
is why the Dubya Memo comes at a time of utmost urgency.
The
secret you’ve all felt to be true in the recesses of your heart of hearts can
no longer be kept from our national discourse.
Most
of you have had the feeling deep inside that something is terribly wrong. An
uneasiness falls upon every discussion of American politics. Why are we in this
turbulent state?
Could this be even darker than the dreaded "deep state"? Could it be much, much wider than a "Secret Society"?
Sources say that may well be the case.
The
uncertainties and anxieties of the American people need soothing. But I must
caution you, the Dubya Memo is not for the faint of heart.
As
a concerned and patriotic citizen, I must single handedly assume the great risk
of publishing what our network news and corporate media cannot utter. If made
public and available to the world at large, this information can bring down the
Trump Administration. It will shake the very foundation of a great nation.
Yes.
The Dubya Memo at last states the vital truth that our media cannot even
suggest, let alone clearly report.
There
is a shadow over the land that few realize can be drawn away like the heavy
drapes of the Oval Office. But it will take iron resolve and steely courage, along
with the will power beyond the boundaries of journalism as we know it.
Only
when these dark curtains are opened, shall we finally see the light of day
shining on the true essence of an American presidency.
The
time has come to confront our unspoken fear. The Dubya Memo will face down that
fear for you, so we can finally move on as a united people towards the greater good
of our republic and citizenry.
This
is no hype! What you are about to learn can change everything. I promise you
the Dubya Memo will be all you need to have a complete grasp on the complicated
situation and dire circumstances before us.
You,
dear reader, have been selected to be the elite vanguard of all recipients of
the Dubya Memo.
I’m
sure you have reached the point where waiting is no longer an option.
Very
soon, you shall have what you all seek.....
....Er,
where did I put that damn thing?
....It
was just here....
.....Wait!
There it is!
It
was next to the coffee maker.
The
time is NOW, good people!
At
long last I hereby release to you and the world the Dubya Memo:
(Redacted
for national security reasons.)
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February
2, 2018
The
Dubya Memo:
“Trump
and all his toadies, sycophants, yes-men, media buffoons, and fart-catching
brown-nosers are Major Assholes.”