“…The moment the politicians start saying they are in
denial of what the scientists are telling them, of what the consensus of
scientific experiments demonstrates, that is the beginning of the end of an
informed democracy.” - Astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson
Sunday, April 19, 2015
Saturday, April 4, 2015
Republican Jesus
Republican
Jesus says anything Republicans want him to say.
Republican
Jesus hates anyone Republicans want him to hate.
Republican
Jesus says, "Verily, the GOP is the way, the truth, and the
life".
Republican
Jesus says, “Thou shalt not bake cake for gays”.
Republican
Jesus says, “No more food stamps and ‘free stuff’ for the poor”.
Republican
Jesus says, "Thou shalt hate Liberals, for they are commies".
Republican
Jesus says, "Thou shalt further hate Liberals, for they hate
America".
Republican
Jesus says, "Thou shalt hate Obama, for he is a Marxist Kenyan."
Republican
Jesus says, "Thou shalt further hate Obama, for he is the
'Anti-Me'".
Republican
Jesus says, "Blessed are the greedy, for they shall take all they
desire".
Republican
Jesus says, "Blessed are the Koch brothers, for they have inherited
wealth".
Republican
Jesus changed his mind about serving Mammon.
Republican
Jesus changed his mind about the rich getting into Heaven.
Republican
Jesus changed his mind about "rendering unto Caesar that which is
Caesar’s”.
Republican
Jesus desires more tax cuts for the Rich to fulfill Saint Ronnie's
"Prophecy of the Sacred Trickle Down".
Now
Republican Jesus wants war with Iran.
Nifty
cult they have there.
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