At the opening of the George
W. Bush Presidential Library, President Obama praised “a good man” with “incredible
strength and resolve”.
Maybe Obama is still under
the delusion that the sentiment behind this unctuous remark will be returned by
Republicans when his library is opened. Yeah, right.
The Washington post reports that Bush: joked
that there was a time in his life when he “wouldn't have been found at a
library, much less found one.”
That would be a joke
alright, if the truth is a joke.
The Post also informed us:
And as I said, that would be a joke
alright, if the truth is a joke.
Thanks to Bush remaining largely
out of the media and silent on issues, as well as the famous lack of memory in
the American public, Bush’s approval rating has gone up from the 30’s to the 40’s
in percentage points.
I should add that this is
due in no small part to Obama’s “looking forward” and his refusal to
investigate torture and the reasons given for invading Iraq . Maybe he
thinks that will cover his ass when his misdeeds are revealed. It should. Bush
and Cheney have proven that an American Administration can get away with launching
a war based on lies, building a surveillance state, subverting the Fourth
Amendment and various other crimes against humanity and freedom.
Bush is in his glory now,
praised for his “principles and “incredible strength and resolve”.
We can forget the crashed
economy and skyrocketing unemployment the great “Decider” left us.
Bygones.
You’d think the guy actually
accomplished what he claimed. Remember all that talk about defending and “spreading
freedom”?
He sure didn't do that for
the United States .
The Patriot Act, Military Commissions Act, the FISA Amendment, etc., with the warrantless surveillance of
Americans and arrest and incarceration without charges and counsel haven’t exactly
protected our freedom.
How about all that freedom
spread over in Iraq and Afghanistan ?
Turns out:
Maliki is obviously less
brutal than Saddam Hussein, but still, that’s not exactly the ideal result. As
for Afghanistan ,
it’s a similar story. Hamid Karzai is a step up from the Taliban but the
country is still “not free,” according to Freedom House.
Last Tuesday political violence
in Iraq
killed at least 56 people
Ugly, very ugly. But forget
about all that.
Let’s go back to fantasy
land; that happy world where we see Bush’s dream of building a “freedom
Institute” come to fruition.
As I reported on Tuesday, September 4, 2007:
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As Congress returns from
vacation to resume its duties of subservient ineptitude, there is nothing like
a new book about our Fearless Leader and Decider to cheer us up. You just know
there would be a few nuggets of truth revealed that would embarrass the
administration. Journalist Robert Draper interviewed Rove, Cheney, Laura Bush,
and many senior White House and administration officials. He was even granted
six interviews with Bush.
In "Dead Certain: The Presidency of George Bush," Draper writes that Karl Rove told his boss that he knew nothing about CIA operative Valerie Plame Wilson. This was after Rove and others leaked her identity. An indignant George even told us he would investigate and “take care” of the leaker. Draper writes, "When Bush learned otherwise, he hit the roof." Amazing. They even lie to each other.
We also learn what Bush is planning on doing after he leaves office. It’s uplifting to know that, besides his wish to "replenish the ol' coffers" by giving paid speeches, he wants to build a “Freedom Institute.” Yup, that should do quite nicely to reflect his glorious legacy. A grateful nation (or shall I say planet?) will be blessed with the George W. Bush Freedom Institute.
I can picture it all now. We approach the magnificent structure, perched like a shining city on a hill. We tingle in anticipation of beholding the many gifts of the eight-year George W. Bush Presidency. Out in front is the beautiful Fountain of Conservative Justices, reminding us that democracy needn’t be all about having more votes than the other guy.
As we first solemnly pass through the Twin Portals of Shock and Awe, we are almost overcome by our own insignificance. Then we move into the foyer where we wipe the mud from our shoes into the Bill of Rights Doormat. We check our coats at the Closet of Conservative Compassion. Be sure to notice the sign saying, “Not responsible for lost or stolen liberties.”
Fittingly, we then climb to greater heights on the Staircase of Stolen Elections. We now enter the Corridors of Unchecked Power.
As we pass through the Photo Op Gallery we see the Mission Accomplished Flight Suit Display. Gosh, it still swells us with the power of pride.
Take a hard turn to the right and we peer down the long Hall of Surveillance, ending with the Wall of Secrecy.
Moving on, we find the Permanent War Pavilion, with its two seemingly endless wings. Enter the Operation Enduring Freedom Wing or the Operation Iraqi Freedom Wing. Either way, you’ll find nothing but the fruits of freedom. Don’t get lost or mired on the way, we need to advance past the Office of Unaccountability to the largest room in the building. We gasp in astonishment as we gaze at the cavernous Library of Lies.
I’m sure by now we have gained quite an appetite, so we head over to the Cooked Intelligence Café for a taste of whatever they want to feed us.
Our tour now takes us past theScooter
Libby Monument
to Obstructed Justice, and down into the lower levels.
Be careful not to fall into the Al Gonzales Memory Hole as we approach the Cheney Bunker of Undisclosed Locations. Unfortunately we are locked out of this exhibit.
As we venture deeper into the darkest recesses, we see that the Saddam Hussein Torture Chamber is closed, too. And since we’ve just eaten, maybe we will forego the Dungeon Diorama of Alternative Interrogation Techniques. Oh, well. It’s better left a secret. We don’t want to embolden the enemy, do we?
Not to worry, the Abu Ghraib andGitmo
Welcome Centers
are still accepting visitors. And if you’re curious, the Texas Execution
Chamber is always busy.
As we prepare to leave the George W. Bush Freedom Institute, some of you may want to stop and browse at the Millionaire Donors’ Tax Free Gift Shop. Maybe you can pick up a couple souvenirs for your friends. Don’t worry if you don’t see any price tags on the gift items. If you have to ask, you can’t afford it.
In "Dead Certain: The Presidency of George Bush," Draper writes that Karl Rove told his boss that he knew nothing about CIA operative Valerie Plame Wilson. This was after Rove and others leaked her identity. An indignant George even told us he would investigate and “take care” of the leaker. Draper writes, "When Bush learned otherwise, he hit the roof." Amazing. They even lie to each other.
We also learn what Bush is planning on doing after he leaves office. It’s uplifting to know that, besides his wish to "replenish the ol' coffers" by giving paid speeches, he wants to build a “Freedom Institute.” Yup, that should do quite nicely to reflect his glorious legacy. A grateful nation (or shall I say planet?) will be blessed with the George W. Bush Freedom Institute.
I can picture it all now. We approach the magnificent structure, perched like a shining city on a hill. We tingle in anticipation of beholding the many gifts of the eight-year George W. Bush Presidency. Out in front is the beautiful Fountain of Conservative Justices, reminding us that democracy needn’t be all about having more votes than the other guy.
As we first solemnly pass through the Twin Portals of Shock and Awe, we are almost overcome by our own insignificance. Then we move into the foyer where we wipe the mud from our shoes into the Bill of Rights Doormat. We check our coats at the Closet of Conservative Compassion. Be sure to notice the sign saying, “Not responsible for lost or stolen liberties.”
Fittingly, we then climb to greater heights on the Staircase of Stolen Elections. We now enter the Corridors of Unchecked Power.
As we pass through the Photo Op Gallery we see the Mission Accomplished Flight Suit Display. Gosh, it still swells us with the power of pride.
Take a hard turn to the right and we peer down the long Hall of Surveillance, ending with the Wall of Secrecy.
Moving on, we find the Permanent War Pavilion, with its two seemingly endless wings. Enter the Operation Enduring Freedom Wing or the Operation Iraqi Freedom Wing. Either way, you’ll find nothing but the fruits of freedom. Don’t get lost or mired on the way, we need to advance past the Office of Unaccountability to the largest room in the building. We gasp in astonishment as we gaze at the cavernous Library of Lies.
I’m sure by now we have gained quite an appetite, so we head over to the Cooked Intelligence Café for a taste of whatever they want to feed us.
Our tour now takes us past the
Be careful not to fall into the Al Gonzales Memory Hole as we approach the Cheney Bunker of Undisclosed Locations. Unfortunately we are locked out of this exhibit.
As we venture deeper into the darkest recesses, we see that the Saddam Hussein Torture Chamber is closed, too. And since we’ve just eaten, maybe we will forego the Dungeon Diorama of Alternative Interrogation Techniques. Oh, well. It’s better left a secret. We don’t want to embolden the enemy, do we?
Not to worry, the Abu Ghraib and
As we prepare to leave the George W. Bush Freedom Institute, some of you may want to stop and browse at the Millionaire Donors’ Tax Free Gift Shop. Maybe you can pick up a couple souvenirs for your friends. Don’t worry if you don’t see any price tags on the gift items. If you have to ask, you can’t afford it.
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Let’s conclude our trip down "Memory Hole Lane" with some of
the wisdom and “compassionate conservatism” our great Chickenhawks left us.
“I just want you to know
that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace.” - George W. Bush
“One of the keys to being seen as a great
leader is to be seen as a commander-in-chief. My father had all this political
capital built up when he drove the Iraqis out of Kuwait and he wasted it. If I have a chance to invade…, if I had that much
capital, I'm not going to waste it. I'm going to get everything passed that I
want to get passed and I'm going to have a successful presidency.” – G.W.B. 1999
“Now, by the way, any time
you hear the United States
government talking about wiretap, it requires -- a wiretap requires a court
order. Nothing has changed, by the way..." – G. W. B. 4-20-04
"If we
make the wrong choice then the danger is that we'll get hit again." – Dick
Cheney’s ’04 election “advice”.
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Lucky for us, Bush is “a good man”.
And:
Ignorance is strength.
Freedom is slavery. War is Peace.
God bless America .