Glug, Glug, Glug

Is anyone paying attention to what’s been happening?

Will Bush and Cheney ever be held accountable for anything?

Will justice never tie the bloody hands of the corrupt Regime

As their crimes of nascent fascism destroy what we hold dear?

While they wage illegal war for power and profit,

You want to blame the Democrats for that $5 gallon of gas?

Appeasing neo-con imperialism was the Democrats’ real failure.

Helping the Republican’s shred the Bill Of Rights is their shame.

The cost of willful and media-fed mass ignorance is coming due.

Americans finally have the government their stupidity deserves.

Excuse me, this ranting is making me thirsty.

Thank you, let me drink some of that kool ade.

(Glug, Glug, Glug)

Wait, what am I saying?? What kind of American am I?

(Glug, Glug, Glug)

Ahh. Now I'm feelin better. My brain aint so crowded no more.

Hey, ya know what? Bush never lied. An them librools sure are dum.

Rush was right all along. They aint real Amurakins at all,

Now I’m a true believin born again ditto head.

Now I know just about everthin that I ever gotta know.

I know we gotta vote fer Johnny Bomb Bomb I-Ran McCain.

Johnny knows them I-Ranians are trainin Al Kida.

He'll teach them I-Ranians fer goin nukular, or not, even.

Just like Bush gave them I-Raqis payback for 9-11.

Since them I-Ranians wanna attack us an all,

I reckon we kin afford us another little war.

Specially since we don't ever hafta pay fer it.

Cause we know taxes is bad, an killin fer freedom is good.

Hey! Gimme another glassa that kool ade.

(Glug, Glug, Glug)

An don't fergit, they aint no ignernce like Amurakin ignernce.

You know, the self-reich-us ignernce what makes us proud.

An cause they’s both Republican war heroes,

In Bush we trust, an in McCain we believe.

So fill that glass an let’s drink to another long good war.

Then let’s keep on drinkin to victory, even if it takes ferever.

(Glug, Glug, Glug)